｜д•´)!!

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

>straight boy
>about 5'5 but i don't let it get to me
>meet 6'5 guy at camp that i work at
>we have to move a bunch of boxes
>i pick one up, trip and fall
>he tells me "i'm gonna bite you"
>instant throbbing boner

fuckfuckfuck please don't be gay I don't want to be gay what does this mean

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>mommy told me to finish telling girls on tinder that their feet are looking simply scrumptious while she is at work today
>spend the entire day waiting for cute girls to get off the bus and then sniff their still-warm seats instead
>she comes home and is furious
>tells me she's taking away my obsession with round objects for at least 5 days
tips for revenge bros?

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